Six Reasons They’ll Make It Six In Europe

6 bankable reasons Liverpool FC will defeat AC Milan in Athens on May 23rd 2007 to win their 6th (count it) European Champions League Crown:

1. If a three goal cushion in a Champions League final won’t allow you to beat a team (2005 y’all), nothing will. Liverpool is to AC Milan what a heel was to Achilles. Or something.

2. Kaka is Bhagga’s brother. Bhagga is the name of the custodian who has worked for our family for donkey’s years. Kaka is not a footballer. Kaka is Bhagga’s brother.

3. A name like Gattuso will only Gat U So far. Hahahahaha.

4. Liverpool doesn’t lose in red. Liverpool will be wearing red. Liverpool doesn’t lose in Europe. Last I heard, Athens is in Europe.

5. Rafa Benitez. Any manager who can calmly sit cross-legged (or Indian style, as they say) on a football field while his team is in a penalty shoot out (this versus Chelsea last week) has to be half-god. He even checks his watch. Haha.



6. Steven Gerrard.
Olympiakos. Conquered.

"Mellor. . . Lovely cushion header. . for GERRARRDDD!! Ohhhhh you beauty!! What a hit son, What - a - hit!!"


West Ham United. Conquered.

"GERRAAAAARD!! OOOhhhh!! Stunning!!"


AC Milan 2005. Conquered.

"In towards GERRARD!! Hello!! Here we go!!"


And, dare I say, AC Milan 2007.
I dare.
Conquered.

P.S: This is the first time I've actually put some sort of multimedia in my postings. Little blogger boy is growing up.