Only in America

Only in America...

- can you be pro-life and pro-war at the same time

- can an unemployed college graduate own two cars in good running condition (No link here, this was me a month ago)

- is eating considered a sport worthy of LIVE airtime on ESPN

- can you cheat on your wife, lie about it, get caught lying about it, then get away with it and even keep your wife because her political career is dependent on her affiliation to you

- can you sit in a fast food restaurant at a table near four burly, tattooed construction workers, watch them pick their teeth and listen to them discuss their children's potty training progress (No link again, this was me last week)

- does 100% fruit juice mean 15% fruit juice and 85% other crap (Take a trip to your nearest Wal-Mart and read the labels on the cartons)

- can donkeys with empty heads have their own radio shows AND a strong following

- will people tolerate mistakes like this

(To be fair, some of these, like the fruit juice thing for example, may be found in other countries too, but since I haven't really looked, I'm going to assume not.)